BEES!

So as I was sniffing various substances I found under the sink, I came across a realization, that all the world's conflicts can be traced back to one source: bees. Not just those vicious, bloodthirsty creatures innocently called "bumble bees", I mean the misnomered "honey bee" as they are known in certain circles. The fact is if you look at all the major conflicts, I mean objectivly look at them, you can find traces of bees. You find the ancient egyptians built entire pyramids just to get away from the black and yellow killing machines. You find Ghengis Khan wasn't really all that bad to start out with, he just had a constant bee problem. look closely at the pictures you see of Hitler and Stalin, I mean REALLY close. What do you see? What's that? No, to the left. Too far, right there, THERE! BEES! SEE! That is what I'm talking about. What is the one thing that would survive a nuclear holocost? Roaches? No, that is a lie spread by the bee industry. The only thing that would survive an atomic blast would be bees. Ever wonder how they made the atomic bomb in 1945? Bees. All those scientists worked for so many years and in the end, they used bee farts in a jar to make it happen. And honey? That's noe bee spit like they tell you in school, another "big bee" lie, it's bee urine. They basically pee all day and all night and the end result is what we call honey. Even as I write this men in dark black and yellow helicopters are circling overhead my house, waiting to take me away. I come to this conclusion with a heavy heart as I have no solution lasdjewkdfo , wel[pqw[pw

ALL HAIL BEES. BEES ARE GOOD. GO BACK TO YOUR BEE FILLED LIVES. NOTHING MORE TO READ.