So I got to thinking, most sayings that last thought the years last because they rhyme. " an apple a day keeps the doctor away", " he who fights and runs away lives to fight another day", and think about all the songs people listen to over and over. They all rhyme n shit. So, as a public service to humanity, I have decided to create some of my own.
"Constipation everywhere do not hump an angry bear"
" Titties titties in my face where are zebras wearing lace?"
"Masturbate with cheese grater give yourself pain no greater"
"Poo poo pee pee in the sink, vomit on the roller rink"
"Alpaca buttocks on the wall, cabbage taint and you may fall"
"Me chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke"
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