taunt the dots

Actually that should be, "PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TAUNTING THE DOTS" as they are very sensitive and cannot truly be toyed with in the sense that most things can. I mean you can yell at the pop-tarts and nothing bad with happen. They will get upset and probably take it out on their little pop-tart children but, what are ya gonna do?

               This is an example of how this blog will be. Random thoughts, making no sense, not correlated with the title in any noticeable way, just my ideas in one place. As I said in my "about me" spiel, I am generally working toward being a stand up comic in the future. Not the future like, tomorrow I will pee but the future like, AFTER I pee tomorrow. In the mean time I decided the best way the release my ideas is with a blog and put all my thoughts out there, while remaining quasi-anonymonymos. I say that because my peeps will know about this site and such. By that I mean my friends and family not the little marshmallow candies that are pink and yellow (or yella as I say in person). Sooooo, If you wish to take a break from reality and listen to the ramblings of a homeless person with a home then visit me here, read my jizz, and think about who takes blind people clothes shopping. I mean seriously, who goes to like, palais royal or dilards or sears or whatever and says "this is a blue collared shirt" how do they know it's blue and not stripped? What if they were born blind and have no concept of color? Just like that dave chappelle skit where the guy was a white supremacist and didn't know he was black because no one had told him. How do blind people know if they even like a certain color? Did they dress like dumbasses in the 70's too? And do blind people have mirrors in their house? I mean like for decoration and shit. For that matter, do blind people decorate their house? Does the painter come in and open paint cans and say "this is blue I'm putting on this wall". How do they know? I had a thought the other day about blind people. If you go see a movie you tell people, "I just saw ______, and it was great". So what do blind people say? " Hey I just heard _____ and it sounded like a good movie". Do blind people buy blu-ray players? The ultimate question I have occurred to me while at an ATM the other night. Why is there Braille at the drive up ATM? Braille is those little bumps you feal when you press buttons on normal ATMs and you see it on elevators sometimes. But why on a drive up ATM? Why are blind people driving, and why do they need money? It even has a spot for headphones. Headphones if you CAN'T SEE AT A DRIVEUP ATM! Again, question 1. why are blind people driving  2. why do they knead money. suck my toast.   So that is what's going on in my head. I'm not sharing this blog with my peeps until I get some more blogs written, so any feedback is appreciated. Well, I take that back, not ANY feedback like, I've got this rash on my crotch and so on. That kind of feedback I really don't knead. But about this blog specifically, that would be appreciated.

ROACHES IN THE PEPPER

thank you for flying crazy bat shit airlines
meyatt