The booty patch is in control, I say again, the booty patch is in control.
I never had a car seat growing up, I only had my mother's right hand.
Saw a guy on a bike the other day, and he was laying down pedaling. Not handicapped, just, a regular bike, prone. Is this how lazy we've become? We can't even sit up to ride a damn bike?
BRING BACK DR. PEPPER GUM DAMMIT!!!
My dream job is to be the guy who comes up with street names. You can come up with the most goofy, off the wall names for streets and they will print it without question.
Death is not a fucking symptom of heart problems Mr. radio commercial guy. Just saying.
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