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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

thank you world

I wake up from my dust-mite infested bed and stroll across my dead skin cell covered carpet to use the bathroom that has mold on the walls and chemicals in the toilet water even before I put the blue stuff in there. I turn on the water from the faucet that has fluoride and chlorine in it, and put my sea-weed made toothpaste on my fecal matter covered toothbrush. I brush for not quite long enough to truly get them clean and finish with mouthwash that for some reason is safe to put in my mouth but not to drink. I stroll to the childrens rooms and wake the from sleep they don't get enough of to perform well in school, and have them get dressed with clothes made by people the same age as them a world away. I feed the children cereal, with more dyes and preservatives then a dead body, whom I am told I am raising to have some sort of complex because I don't hug them for the right amount of time or tell them how great they are every second even if they haven't done anything. The children then step outside the house into the possible acid rain they will be exposed to while waiting to ride a giant vehicle that burns up the ozone layer and has no seat belts that takes them to an indoctrination facility. Or "school" if you prefer. There they will not be able to sit still and instead of being shown how to sit and learn as part of a productive member of society as was the case in the past, they will be doped up to the point of being mildly comatose as to not upset the federal funding the indoctrination facility receives. Breath. I myself will fix my own breakfast consisting of genetically engineered pork, eggs that come from chickens that do not have the ability to walk, and toast made from wheat that (according to the gub-ment) contains NO trace of the pesticides used on it by the farmers. I then get in my own metal box of death and after making it past the 1 mile radius of accident likelihood I arrive at a job that will slowly give me carpal tunnel syndrome in my hands and make me go blind do to staring at a computer screen all day after stealing company time by taking too long in the bathroom. I make sure to not effectively communicate with my boss thereby not getting that raise I could be entitled to, and I steal more company time looking online at social networking sites. After an exercise in both destroying  the roads I drive on, the environment, and wasting some more of my life sitting in traffic, I arrive back at the house in time to ignore the children, giving them plenty of angst to brood over as they sit in front of whatever device will keep them from having to think for themselves or create their own fun. I feed these same children foods filled with m.s.g., h.i.v., x.y.z. and poo poo pee. I later further my destruction of the environment by watching tv and learning how everything in the world is killing me and everyone in the world hates me for being me and how by watching tv about how I raising the children wrong I am in fact, raising them wrong and if I would only donate so many cents a day to a kid across the world who will grow up to suicide bomb me anyway and how I need to be aware of everything and everybody and their problems and I need to vote this way and that way and I eat too much of the wrong food and drive too many miles in the wrong car and live in too big of a wrong house and my kids are too dumb and Im too fat and I need to take Constipatelaxitivejockitch-a-latan to solve all my medical problems and the whole world is going to blow up if Im not looking and......

Fuck it, it's just a typical monday.

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