bored games

Yes, I know that title is spelled wrong for the purpose of this post, but you will get the point here shortly. So I keep hearing about these damn somali pirates and muslims in other countries trying to kill us and all the unrest in the middle east. Keep in mind we have no beginning or end east, just the middle. And it got me to thinking about what we never see in any of these news reports. Board games. I mean no wonder these people are so pissed off. You just think about how well monopoly would go over there. Their money already looks like monopoly money as it is, if they run out while playing instead of having everyone turn in $100 bills for $500 bills they could use their countries actual currency. Instead of a shoe and a top hat, they could have a camel and a turbin. Possibly a suicide bomber vest piece. And why would the crazies in afghanistan want to kill us if they could do it many times over by playing risk? The only learning curve would be teaching them how to count to operate the dice, but fuck it, they would have a blast. Those somali pirates would be so busy playing hungry hungry hippos they would forget they had no food to eat themselves in no time. And do you really think members of al ki-duh could hate us after playing the game of life and seeing the chances you take on the number of peg children you have to carry around in the car? I know what you're saying, where can I get really small saddles for my mice led government overthrow, but think about this for a minute, has anyone ever tried to introduce scrabble into egypt?